Sunday, 4 June 2017

Anyone looking for an entirely flat piece of land in Northants?

According to the Sales Brochure this site has: -

** Two careless former tenants **

** Easy access to a tin-pot village **

** Only the outside possibility of flooding every Spring.  And Autumn.
Very rarely Winter.  Almost never Summer **

** Nearby bridge with resident troll **

** A nice new wooden fence keeping members of the valued
travelling community off the site for all of five minutes **

Offers in excess of One Billion, Billion Pounds will be considered.
Please apply to the owner, c/o Cloud Cuckoo Land.

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