Friday 20 April 2012

Why all sports except football are crap. No.1 Formula One

FIVE REASONS WHY FORMULA ONE IS CRAP
"It's my sport, GIVE ME MONEY!"


1  Not a sport at all, just glorified adverts going too quick to see, driven by arrogant shites.

2  The entire "sport" is owned by a tiny, weird-looking troll.  How does someone own a sport?

3  Said troll would gleefully allow Hitler's Nazi Germany and Stalin's Soviet Union to host races just as long as they gave him a big pot of money.

4  The troll's missus is patently out of his league and were he poor wouldn't have looked at him once, let alone twice.

5  I got struck in traffic once near Silverstone!

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