TEAM MARNA V TEAM MOSES

As our season disintegrates faster than a £5.00 3-piece suit, we supporters can only shake our heads in wonder at the shower of shite we are being forced to endure.  We can't defend, attack, and the less said about our midfield the better.  No leadership.  No (footballing) passion.  No heart.  Did someone suggest that our move to Non Park may be cursed?

And now we have two of our forwards scrapping with each other and both getting straight red cards.  F*cking idiots!  As if enough things weren't going on our way, we've now taken to shooting ourselves in the foot too.

Who was to blame?  Moses for acting like a kid when he decided he was our penalty taker?  Marna for finally deciding to show some passion this season with his fists rather than his feet?  Davis for not being an effective captain?  Stimson for not getting any discipline in the team?  Morrell for everything else?

If we don't sort things out soon the threat of relegation in front of barely attended games will become a real possibility.  How will Imraan choose between his two favourites?  Which way will Stimson go?  Will the fight make it on to You Tube?

Rather guiltily, I found myself slightly surprised and even a little thrilled with how JP gave supposed hardman Moses a bit of a pasting.... Is this right, and was I alone in this?

TEAM MARNA

Likes using the right hook, and scoring penalties 

TEAM MOSES

Likes missing penalties and rushing down the
tunnel to hide from a mild-mannered Frenchman