Imraan assembles affordable squad for forthcoming season!

With the signings of the Ifil brothers, Verma, Sangare, Meechan and Bridges, it is clear that Imraan has "rediscovered" his start-of-the-season love for the Poppies.  Now add to this the seemingly-mind boggling signing of Real Madrid youngster Jaime Navarro, supposedly ripped from the grasp of Premier League Bolton Wanderers, and you are left wondering just how much shit we'll be in when the funding is withdrawn! Blue Square bet offer odds for early December, whilst William Hill suggests late November.

The following is Jaime's write-up on the Real Madrid website, helpfully (!) translated via Google Translate: -



Jaime - my missus welcomes
you to the Poppies!



"It is a solid central defense back on the job and provided a good shift in length. It is versatile and goes well above thanks to its large size. Charge almost always make the job less bright, the more you play better opponents call it. A very correct player in all actions that are requested." 

Well, that's clear then!

From talksport.co.uk: -

"Navarro's agent Jonathan Hope said: "I am delighted to have agreed terms with Kettering Town. Imraan Ladak has big plans and put an offer on the table that was too good to turn down."

Sorry Jonathan, but I'm not sure that negotiating a player's move from Real Madrid to the Poppies should feature too highly on your CV.....