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Memo from Newport Police to Kettering Police dated Friday 25 February 2011:-
"500+ angry taffs swarming up the motorway from Newport isn't it. Lock up your livestock. Divide the ground up to keep a 50 metre exclusion zone around the violent, drug-crazed reprobates from the Principality. We suggest deployment of dogs, horses and armed response units, plus road blocks every three hundred metres. Break out the riot gear, boyos, you're in for a rough ride against the Newport hordes."
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